News or Not?

Turned on the News Tody and this is what i see:

Iron Mike Tyson to become Heidi Fleiss' gigolo! New York, Nov 17: Now that notorious Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss has moved to a place where prostitution is legal, she trying her best to persuade former boxing heavyweight Mike Tyson to become her prize "stallion" at her male escort service.Fliess, who has opened up her legit escort service called 'Heidi's Stud Farm' in Nevada, revealed that she had put the idea across the former World Champion, and confirmed that he was certainly interested in the idea of becoming the "big stallion" on her "farm"."I said, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' He said, 'I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman ... and get paid for it.' And it's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson," the New York Daily News quoted her, as saying.As for the fact that Tyson happens to be a convicted rapist, well Fleiss says that his past really doesn't seem to matter to a lot of women, for she's being besieged by letters telling her no to waste time bringing the boxer to the farm."I'm already getting letters from women who say, 'Hurry up, Heidi,'" she added

Who really cares about this crap? Flipping Channels I see more about K-Fed-Ex and Brittney or Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and who was or was not invited to their wedding....again, who cares...last time i checked there was still a war in Iraq and the Dow was way way way up!

somebody wake me when the world makes sense....I'm going back to sleep!

Later